I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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