Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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