good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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