FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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