Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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