I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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