Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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