Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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