About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I love you. Go after that dick
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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