My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
