Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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