I bet he comes in French.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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