Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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