We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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