you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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