Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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