THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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