i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she peed on how many people?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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