Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
