You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I need to sanitize my soul.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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