her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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