Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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