Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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