when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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