May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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