hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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