i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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