the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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