butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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