So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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