so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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