I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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