Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
don't judge my taste in strippers
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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