I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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