And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.