This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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