South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes