Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.