Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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