Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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