i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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