She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
