He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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