do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I will pee on everything he values.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think my moral compass just broke
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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