so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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