Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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