I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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