OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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