They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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