let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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