BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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