i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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