You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
only you would photoshop your dick
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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