Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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