guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
wow bdsm is so cute
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