Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?