My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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