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  hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.

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• (631): View more from New York

  My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Disregard the shoes in the freezer.

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  As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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  I was judging you.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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