fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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