And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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