that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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