Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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