Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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